Now I’m the last man to stand in the way of someone earning a decent wage but those firefighters are getting right up my hooter. How can they honestly expect a 40 per cent pay rise for sitting around playing pool all week and rescuing cats from trees? The odd chip pan fire and the… Continue reading Firefighters
Month: November 2002
Butlers
Well sweeties! Aren’t the ghastly red-tops having fun with the butler and his boisterous bedroom behaviour? Your ring m’Lord? Meiow. Henny Throckmorton stayed over at the Windsor’s once and was so disgusted at not getting rogered by the staff that she nearly asked for her money back. She says it was the first time she… Continue reading Butlers
The Burrell Collection
Having previously written about Mr Paul Burrell, former butler to the blessed Diana, and suggested that he was a thieving git who should be executed, I now discover I was wrong. Mr Burrell is in fact not a thief. He told her Maj the Queen that he was going to ‘safeguard’ a few items of… Continue reading The Burrell Collection
Posh Kidnap
What a rumpus about that so-called kidnap attempt on Mrs Posh Beckham by a gang of crazed Romanian gypsies. As usual the newspapers got it all wrong. Fair enough, it wasn’t nice that the gypos wanted to abduct Lady Victoria, hold her for a £5m ransom and threaten to chop her up into tiny pieces.… Continue reading Posh Kidnap