On the sad occasion of the sporting defeat of our near neighbours
Month: June 2004
To Senora Miralles
On the occasion of the opening of our glorious new parliament building
Farewell to Whatsisname
Alas poor John Thingy
Ode to Zinedine Zidane
On the sad occasion of another sporting setback for our near neighbours
Parliament prayer
A heartfelt prayer for the success of our new parliament
Normandy Wisdom
On the occasion of the celebration of the anniversary of D-Day
Ode to John Swinney
A celebration of a fearsome opponent
Stockline sorrow
Haiku on the Stockline factory explosion
Unreliable
On the occasion of a slight hiccup in the justice system
Royal Bleedin Ascot
Howya Here I am at Ascot and I have to tell youse it’s bleeding deadly. Sure and I know it says Royal Ascot in the papers but she’s no queen of mine sure she’s not. She’s a nice enough old cow but as far as I’m concerned she sits down to do her business like… Continue reading Royal Bleedin Ascot