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Switzerland, oh Switzerland
On the sad occasion of the sporting defeat of our near neighbours
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To Senora Miralles
On the occasion of the opening of our glorious new parliament building
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Farewell to Whatsisname
Alas poor John Thingy
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Ode to Zinedine Zidane
On the sad occasion of another sporting setback for our near neighbours
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Parliament prayer
A heartfelt prayer for the success of our new parliament
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Normandy Wisdom
On the occasion of the celebration of the anniversary of D-Day
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Ode to John Swinney
A celebration of a fearsome opponent
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Stockline sorrow
Haiku on the Stockline factory explosion
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Unreliable
On the occasion of a slight hiccup in the justice system
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Royal Bleedin Ascot
Howya Here I am at Ascot and I have to tell youse it’s bleeding deadly. Sure and I know it says Royal Ascot in the papers but she’s no queen of mine sure she’s not. She’s a nice enough old cow but as far as I’m concerned she sits down to do her business like…