Oh whit tae dae
It’s D-Day the day
An I’ve got two things oan my plate
Ah could take the chance
Tae get myself tae France
Or keep my fancy Royal dinner date
France is real sunny
But golf is real money
An I could get to be Prince Andy’s mate
Auld sojers are moaning
Aw shut your groaning
Am no rising to your D-Day dodging bait
Whit’s that you say?
Votes are gaun astray?
Maybe dinner wi Andy’s no that great
I know whit tae dae
It’s D-Day the day
Tell the heroes wee Jack is head of state.