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Tally ho
Hello sweeties Gosh what a perfectly dreadful time it has been lately. London has been absolutely sardined with cousins from the country down here protesting about the horrid hunting ban. Now I adore spending time with the rosy-cheeked in-laws when I am in the sticks but town is town and country’s country. Darlings I do…
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We didn’t start the Parly
On the occasion of my witless opponents railing at the cost of the new parliament building
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The Fraser Report
On the occasion of the publication of Lord Fraser’s report into the Scottish parliament spending fiasco
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Oor parliament’s finished
On the occasion of the completion of our glorious new parliament building
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A welcome to wee Nicola
On the occasion of the promotion of Nicola Sturgeon
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The stinky has hit the fan
Howya Me typing might not be all that great today on account of how I’m writing this from under me bed. I figure it’s the only place to be in case there’s a Paddy Wagon at me front door and a bunch of plods offering me a lift to the cop shop to help with…