Nicola Sturgeon
Nippy sweetie
Make-up done
By Balfour Beatty
Nicola Sturgeon
Nippy sweetie
Goes like a bunny
Says toilet graffiti
Farewell to Whatsisname
Alas poor John Thingy
He’s here nae mair
He’s clean disappeared
Like the last o’ his hair
Alas poor John Thingy
He’s been fund oot
They cried him a loser
An gied him the boot
Alas poor John Thingy
He was nae brain surgeon
He thocht Alex Salmond
Was yon Nicola Sturgeon
Alas poor John Thingy
I liked him just fine
I was fair scunnered when
They made him resign
Alas poor John Thingy
We’ll see him nae mair
They’ve called for Roseanna
A lesbian? That’s rerr