Sheena Easton, Weir’s Way, Donald Dewar, Paul McStay,
Jimmy Spankie, Jimmy Krankie, Billy Connolly
Lorraine Kelly, Banquo’s ghost, Willie Carson, Sunday Post
Jimmy Shand, Burntisland, Dougie Donnelly
Denis Law, Thane o’ Cawdor, Carol Smillie, Harry Lauder
Border tart, Braveheart, Daniel Nardini
Arnold Clark, Rob Roy, Jackie Bird, Peter McCloy
Fran and Anna, Fyffye’s banana, Shereen Nanjiani
We didn’t start the Parly
Costs were always rising
Because of bad advising
We didn’t start the Parly
No they didn’t cost it
So we nearly lost it