Hen can you understaun me now
Sometimes ah feel a little mad
Don’t you ken that nae First Minister can aye be an angel
Even Donald Dewar now looks kinda bad
Well ah’m just a boy whose designers are good
Oh Lord, please let me build new Holyrood
Hen sometimes ah’m so brilliant
It’s so hard no tae be smug
Other times ah get caught wi ma zipper doon
And then ah don’t want onyone to see ma ugly mug
Well ah’m just a boy whose designers are good
Oh Lord, please let me build new Holyrood