Wan nil to Ingerlund
Wi 90 minutes gone
Tyldesley’s daen ma nut in
But hang oan here’s Zidane
He’s lining up a free kick
Gaun yersel big man
Calamity for Calamity
Ya beauty it’s wan wan
Ah’m supposed tae be neutral
First Minister an aw that
But even David Blunkett
Can see Gerard’s a prat
A hospital pass tae Calamity
He’s ta’en the legs aff Henry
The ref’s pointed tae ra spot
Help ma boab a penalty
Get it up ye, get it up ye
Get it up ye Tony Blair
Your boys took a beating
Fae a man wi no much hair