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Ode to Andy Murray
On the occasion of tennis superstar Andy Murray upsetting the sensibilities of the English nation by saying he’d not support their bid for World Cup glory
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Anyone But England
On the occasion of the 2006 World Cup and in the wake of ‘controversy’ over my declaration of support for Trinidad and Tobago
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Switzerland, oh Switzerland
On the sad occasion of the sporting defeat of our near neighbours
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Ode to Zinedine Zidane
On the sad occasion of another sporting setback for our near neighbours