Have ye seen our new Parly?
It’s looking awfy braw
Three cheers for Miralles
An ah’ll gie his widow wan an aw.
Oh ah’d gie her wan, ah’d gie her wan
Ah’d gie her two or three
Oh ah want Senora Miralles
O’er ma bended knee.
Ole ole Senora Miralles
Man ah’d love to nip ’er
Help ma boab I think it’s time
Fur the return o’ Jack the Zipper
Visit the widow, visit the widow
Ah’m only being polite
Visit the widow, visit the widow
Aye that’ll be feckin right
Visit the widow, visit the widow
Ah’ll soon win her affection
Fur I hear she likes a man
Wi a magnificent erection
Ole ole ole ole ole
Ole ole ole ole ole
Jack and Benedetta up a tree
Sh-a-gg-ing