Written on the occasion of my very important visit to the Commonwealth Games in Melbourne.
G’day mate
Fae the land down under
Miles awa
Fae the latest blunder
The Parly’s shut
I hear it’s fallin doon
Just as well
That ah’m oot o’ toon
Nats and Tories
Are rattling their sabres
Ah so whit
Ah’m watching Neighbours
Ah’ve a new hat
It’s got loads o’ corks
Ah’ve a braw villa
Paid for by the Warks
It’s nae junket
It’s fair hard work
Keeping a face
Withoot a smirk
Oh advance
Australia fair
There’s snow at home
But ah don’t care