We’ve aw been on a winter holiday
Wi the Warks for a week or two
Sex and politics oan a winter holiday
Practising for a future interview
For a week or two.
Ye can stick it where the sun ain’t shining
Ye can stick it where the air is blue
I’ve been partying with Kirsty
So it’s tough shit for you.
Everybody wants a friend like Kirsty
She’s fit, she’s loyal and true
So when ah get questions fae Kirsty
Ah also get the answers too
For me not you.