Auld baw face is back
The walkin, talkin heart attack
Auld baw face
Smug as a bug in a tartan rug
Soundbite Charlie
Naebody’s mug
Auld baw face
One smart Alex right enough
Smiling sleekit
Acting tough
OO7’s favourite thug
Vote SNP or we’ll shoot your dug
Torn betting slips
Rolls of fat
Am ah supposed to be scared of that?