Just yesterday I was fitting a new s-bend for a woman in Richmond Place. I say ‘new’ it was actually a bit second hand and had spent the previous ten years of its existence in a flat round the corner. I say ‘woman’ but I’m not completely bleedin sure it wasn’t her husband in an… Continue reading George W Bush
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Cheese Eaters
As the constipated man says, it’s the waiting that’s the worst. Well I’ve been waiting for flippin weeks for this war to start and there’s not been so much as an exocet fired by accident. Not even a bit of death by friendly fire. Call this a war? Honest tradesmen like myself will obviously need… Continue reading Cheese Eaters
Evacuees
Hello sweeties, here’s the skinny on the social scene. And the big news is…. it might be moving out to the sticks. Tristram Parker-Wayne invited me down to his place in Sussex at the weekend to discuss what was going to happen when this dreadful war starts. Not just the two of us, you understand.… Continue reading Evacuees
Review of 2002
YEARS ARE like pipes – you can look back at them, up them, down them or along them but you can’t change the crap that was in them. And as I always say, if it’s true in plumbing then it’s true in life. In January, Johnny Foreigner and his continental cousins threw away their money… Continue reading Review of 2002