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A very liberal democrat
On the happy occasion of the announcement of the forthcoming lesbian nuptials of Margaret Smith, Liberal-Democrat MSP for Edinburgh West.
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Big Tam takes a flakey
On the occasion of Sean “Big Tam” Connery complaining about the promotion of Scotland, saying he won’t support Tartan Day again and saying the people of Scotland should ‘take to the streets’.
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Ode to Gorgeous George
Ode to a fearsome opponent
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Charlie’s awa
On the sad occasion of the resignation of Charles Kennedy
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Ode to poor Charlie Kennedy
Ode to a fearsome opponent
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Winter holiday
On the occasion or my receiving criticism for staying with my friends
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Edwin Morgan’s tea is oot
On the occasion of Edwin Morgan writing doggerel associated with our new parliament
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We didn’t start the Parly
On the occasion of my witless opponents railing at the cost of the new parliament building
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The Fraser Report
On the occasion of the publication of Lord Fraser’s report into the Scottish parliament spending fiasco
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Oor parliament’s finished
On the occasion of the completion of our glorious new parliament building